Author: Konko

Kuishinbo Elf Chapter 45

Kuishinbo Elf Chapter 45

T.L I translated this during my travelling ~~~  to various places during the lunar new year! Next chapter will be back to GarbageTruck Translation!

45th Meal: The forgotten western-styled mansion

Happy, happy, meal time.

As I was playing with everyone the whole morning, I did not have the opportunity to procure any seafood.
The arrangement was to have teppanyaki for lunch.

Well~, shall I go and catch some seafood now?
No, it’s too late.
We have completed the preparation and all that left is for us to start grilling.

It can’t be helped. Let’s enjoy grilling with the ingredients that we prepared beforehand.
In order to enjoy the meal with everyone,
I head towards the BBQ grill which is giving off a sizzling sound.

Everyone else had already began grilling.
The delicious looking grilled meat and sound of the sizzling strongly stimulate my appetite.
The smell of the char meat even made my empty stomach trembles.
I could not bear with it, I need to fill my stomach with the grilled meat! (My sense of mission)

I immediately began grilling the sirloin from Butcho rabbit (T.L No idea what that it)
I cooked the meat rare.
As expected, meat free from parasite is best cooked rare.

The surface is slightly char but juicy in the inside.
However, it will be considered a failure if the center is cold.
At one glance, I could tell that the meat is done perfectly rare.
Cooked to the perfect temperature, the [rare] state of meat allows the true potential of the ingredient to be showcased.

While grilling the meat, I took out my special made sauce from [Free space].
The sauce that I took out is made from orange.
It carries a slight sweetness and sourness from orange.
It matches well with the meat seasoned with salt and pepper.

I sprinkle the salt and pepper onto the sirloin,
And drizzle the fantastic and vibrant looking orange sauce.

U~n, the orange sauce is so pretty!

[Itadakimasu! Chomp!]

I clasp my hand and gave my gratitude.

After giving my thanks to Butcho rabbit which will become part of my blood and flesh,
I took a big bite of the grilled sirloin.
After the crispy texture on the surface of the meat, the juice of the meat and fats spread around my mouth and satisfy my appetite.

Every bite I took is a new discovery for me.

[Bravo! Ooh… Bravo!!]

I gave praise unconsciously.
Well, there isn’t any particular problem with it.

Well, after having a taste the sirloin,
I would not care if I did not eat it elegantly.
I pierce the sirloin with a fork and began chewing it,
Such a barbaric way of eating stimulates certain excitement within me.

I don’t have to care of the sauce splattering.
The sauce on the meat started dripping into the ocean.
Grilled meat will start deteriorating the moment it leaves the grill.
I must treasure every second of it and not care about my image!
To fully appreciate its taste, elegant is something that I will forsake!

Just look at that wild child!
He grabbed the grilled meat with his bared hand and eat following his instinct.
The juice from the meat overflows from the surface! And the remnant sticks to the side of his mouth!
Chomping and chomping, the way he swallows the food look exactly like a carnivorous beast!
He knows the way to enjoy meat since the way he is born!

The part of the meat that Riot is eating is the shoulder of Butcho rabbit.
That portion is especially tough so it requires you to have strong teeth to be able to eat such a huge piece.

He grabbed that piece with his bare hands.
Even I feel eating wild have a limit.

[Oii… Riot, you, aren’t you hand burning?]
[Hmm? Oh, not at all. My skin is thick from all the training. So, this is not a problem… Chomp chomp]

Since that is the case… let me also give it a try.
I reach out my hand towards the grilling meat… and move it away.
Yes, that’s right.
It is extremely hot.
He is strange in many ways… that’s right.

Although I have not consumed much meat yet, I will start getting sick from eating only all meat.

Hence, I mixed some sliced onion with the Butcho rabbit meat, and stuff within green pepper.
The sauce I used is sauce made from grated daikon.

I grilled it on the surface with the meat being exposed.
The meat would not cook properly if I grilled it any other side.

[Is it done? Umu, its ready!]

The last step was to fill the green pepper with ground Butcho rabbit meat, and top it with more refreshing daikon sauce!

Un, it is delicious.
I immediately stab another one of the grilled green pepper ground meat,
And ate furiously.

Chomp, mogumogu…Gokun. Delicous!
The softness of the ground meat matches well with the green pepper.
Juice oozed from the ground meat.
It counteracts the bitterness of the green pepper so it feels good.
In addition, the daikon sauce is extremely refreshing.
I could eat an unlimited amount.

[Uwa, El-chan is making something again! Ehehe… give me one of that!]

Linda use her fork and stabbed it towards my ground meat with green pepper.
She ate the piping hot meat in a single bite.
While there isn’t an issue with her eating,
I am worried about her hatred for eating green pepper.

It seemed Linda did not notice that the vegetable I use is green pepper.
She took big bite after big bite,
And finally lick her lips after eating everything.

[This cuisine is extremely delicious!]

As I expect, she did not notice the existence of green pepper.
I should tell her the truth here and now.

[Linda, the vegetable you are eating is green pepper]

[Eh… this is a lie?]

Not believing what I just said,
Lina observed the vegetable that is holding the ground meat.

[You, you are right! I didn’t notice it!]

It seemed that she could eat it normally as long as she did not notice it.
The main reason someone could not eat green pepper is due to its smell and bitter taste.

After the green pepper is filled with juicy ground meat and grilled, the two factors that made Linda hate green pepper were eliminated.
Hence, she did not notice the existence of the green pepper.

She followed up by saying [I could eat if that is the case!], she continued eating big bite after big bite.

My lunch is disappearing…. (Roll white eyes).


[Uwooo! I discovered a weird building~!!]
While everyone was relaxing after meal,
Danan came running over while shouting such words.

[A strange building?]

As Ganzurok enquired what type of building he found, Danan began explaining with a triumphant look on his face.

[It is an extremely huge western styled building…
It looked very old, and there is no sign of anyone living inside.
It seemed that something might appear?]

Danan imitated the action of a ghost by sticking out his tongue.

This is totally a flag.
As I had a bad feeling about it since this started,
I voice out my objection of going to the mansion.

[Alright! Let’s go take a look~!]

Riot expressed strong interest in exploring that strange mansion.
Did he forgot that he just went through a horrifying experience with me?

Honestly speaking, I wanted to avoid such a horrifying experience for the time being.

[Test of courage… Uuuu~, my heart is beating rapidly!]

Although Linda appeared to be afraid, she still seemed to want to do the test of courage.
On the other hand, Floberto and Quitina rejected the idea of going.

[Wouldn’t it be better for us not to approach it? Despite its appearance, there is the possibilities of someone still living there]

[…That’s right, and although it hurts for me to say it, my house is also all torn and tattered]

It seemed as though Danan expect such an answer,
Danan then tried provoking them.

[Hehehe, you must be afraid~? There is not helping if you are afraid. It must be embarrassing if something leaks?]

In addition, the target he is provoking appears to be me.
Grrrrrrrr! I heard some sound from within me and a [!?] appears on top of my head.
You are too much! Danan!

Please don’t use such a cunning trick all of a sudden!
It takes a lot more to scared me!]

[Since that’s the case, let’s go exploring]

…What? What is going on?
I did not say I am going, right?

I got tricked by his words,
In the end, everyone started thinking of going. Goddamn.

[You tricked me, you tricked me! Danan!]

[Fufufu, this is such a horrible way of speaking. I, only question whether they are afraid]

A devilish smile appears on his face.
I must not allow such a devil to go unpunished!
After he fell asleep, I will write the word [Meat] on his forehead as punishment! (Night assault)

[Let’s go then. It shouldn’t be a fuss if we come back before dinner]

Riot pumped his fist into the air while saying such statement,
But what we are going to do later is a test of courage,
And not intense battling filled with blood.
Did he misunderstand about the situation?

…This might be the case (Shock).

We discover the building that Danan was talking of.
Speaking of which, all of us are still wearing our swimming suit.


It looked just like how it sounded.
The appearance of the building really gives off a strong impression.

We don’t even know how old this building is as weeds are going everywhere.
There used to be a splendid marble statue but was now almost crumbling and various reddish-brown stain could be seen.

I saw this dangerous scene before.
It was during my past life and building similar to this often appears in the video game [Biohazard] (T.L Also known as resident evil. Japan called it biohazard instead)

I believed it to be a coincidence.
Regardless, this building leave such an impression that would make someone say [Uwaa~],
And I think that it is not possible to delay going in by saying the place smell bad.

[Oh~? This building is pretty old!]

The lion beastkin young boy is obviously feeling excited.
Looking at him, his goal is obviously not doing the test of courage.
Since that’s the case, it would be fine letting his body experience the horror then.

[Hehe… well then, let’s go in. Just who is brave enough to walk at the front~?]

He smiled faintly and glanced at me.
He is obviously looking down at me,
I must give him some punishment.

[If it is fine for me to explode if I got scared, I don’t mind walk ahead?]

[I’m sorry]

Danan immediately got on his knee and apologise the moment he heard what I said.
Everyone else also started moving away from me,
Please spare me having to create a deadly explosion.

[Let me walk at the front. I could not bear having El-chan exploding]

[That’s go without saying. El-chan just follow behind us]

The vanguard consists of Riot, Quitina and Ganzurock.
The rear is made up by Linda, Floberto, Danan and me.
Since it is considered similar to exploring a dungeon, our formation is as above as we enter the western-styled mansion.

[Well then, I will open the door]

Riot placed his hand on the handle of the front and tattered door, and slowly open it.
A creaking sound unique to old door was produced.

That sound made me jumped in shock unconsciously.
I went into alert mode immediately.

If this was in a video game, I could handle such sound without a problem. However, this is happening in real life.
I reacted just like a small animal being alert to the surrounding.

[El-chan… we, haven’t even enter the mansion]

Linda covered her mouth and tried to muffer her laughter.
Treating that as a cue, everyone also started laughing.

Fukyun, I was so careless!
At this place, my embarrassing actions were shown to everyone!

However, this was the only moment where they could laugh.
Within this building, without a doubt, there are more horrifying things awaiting us.

Wait… there might also be a chance that I would leak, so shouldn’t it be time for us to go back? (My suggestion)

My suggestion was turned down instantly, and we slowly made our way into the mansion.

A wide dining room…
In the past, it must be a place with magnificent decoration,
But all that remains are some remnants.
The red carpet that was decayed leave one to imagine how the room looked like in its prime.

[…it’s so tattered]

[Uwa…this is worse than expected. Since that’s the case, I shouldn’t expect any treasures?]

Quitina and Danan both gave their opinions on the abandoned building.
Even during this period of time, I was still in maximum alert and my huge ears was twitching and collecting information on the surroundings.
It is useful collecting information via sound.

I focus all my attention on my big ears, and exclude all the sound made by our footsteps, I could even hear whispering clearly even though they are a distance from us.
This trait is one of my talent.

[Wahah, El-chan’s ear twitching around so much is so cute!]

[You seemed to be on alert. Did you find anything?]

Linda and Floberto expressed very different opinions.
I would loss my focus once I am distracted so would be unable to pick up any suspicious sound.

[There are currently no abnormalities]

[I see… However, it would be better if you could relax more]

Floberto adjusted his glasses and surveyed his surrounding.

However, after looking at the member frolicking in the dining room, his shoulder slumped.

[At the very least, the two of us should do the lookout]

[Fukyun, that’s a great idea]

We continued exploring the old mansion.
If only it would end normally just like any standard courage of test…

End of chapter 45 ~

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Cheat na Kaineko Extra 1

Cheat na Kaineko Extra 1

Extra 1: Small rivalry

This story is not from Keiji POV but narrated through a third person POV

— This event occurs on the second day after Misha returned from her training.

[Nee~, Reina, I have something to confirm with you]
Misha approached Reina first thing in the morning.

On a side note, Reina is in-charge of today cooking since Misha overworked herself on the first day she returned.
From now on, cooking and cleaning will be rotated among them.
Hence, the current location is the kitchen. Reina is frying eggs.

[Un, Anego, what’s the matter?]
[That… I want you to be honest, direct… so I ask…]
However, it is also difficult to be so direct.

[This kind of thing… well, although there isn’t a need for me to ask… this…]
[Anego, what are you trying to ask? I can’t understand]

Misha face turned red for reasons unknown to Reina.
Misha could openly express her thoughts to Keiji but was unable to do so to other people.

[T, th, that, when I was out on training… did, did anything happen…?]
[Anything? What do you mean by anything? Anego, it would be hard for a former bandit like myself to understand if you don’t speak clearly]

[What I am asking is, did anything happen between you and Goshujin-sama?!]
Misha shouted after reaching her limits.
This is the matter that is the most important to Misha.

[You see, I, I intended to return after 3 days of special training, but it became 1 week instead… after not being home for so long… during this period of time, did anything happen between you and goshujin-sama?]
Misha started imagining in weird direction so she kept shaking her head while feeling afraid.

[Ahh, so this is what you are asking?]
Reina smiled warily.
[Please do not laugh at this matter… because this is the most important thing to me…]

[Anego. You overthink things. I know the relationship between you and master so I won’t not do anything that would get between the two of you]
Reina lightly tapped Misha’a shoulder.
This is Reina way of asking Misha to trust her.

[Is, is that so… this is for good then…]

[Un, hence, Anego should flirt with master all you want – Ah]
Reina suddenly remembered something.
[I should report this matter…]

[Wait a moment! Just why, did you fall into a deep thought?]
Misha showed an uneasy expression.

[That, although I think it is not a problem… but I should report this matter to you…]
[Eh, tell me everything in detail]

[I went exploring the dungeon with master a short while ago. You see, this happened when we obtained the crown]
[Ahh, regarding that time, so what happen then? It couldn’t be, kiss, you didn’t do something like this…?]

[I, because I am tired, I rested my head on master’s shoulder. I only realized after I woke up. This is the only thing that occurs….]
[In other words, you came into body contact with Goshujin-sama for a long time]
Misha’s basis of criteria are extremely strict.

[Of course, nothing else happen other than that. It seemed that master did not wake me up because he wanted me to rest properly!]
Reina face started blushing when she recall the incident.
Sleeping on someone else shoulder feels like something a lover would do.

[If nothing else happen, don’t start blushing… Also, Goshujin-sama is my property… so you must not touch him…]
[I see… I must also be weird at that time…]

[Is there anything else…?]
Misha continued probing.
[There is nothing else]

[Well, well… I will allow something of this level. Or rather, Goshujin-sama should be the one at fault for not waking you up. Hence, this is not your fault]
It felt that Misha casted off her gloominess.
However, Misha still did not show any happiness in her expression.

[Thinking about the future, it would be safer if I start educating Goshujin-sama]
Misha was thinking that she would never allow him to cheat.

[Ah, that’s right. There is still one more matter but it is not worth mentioning though]
[What is it? Well, it should be something minor for your reaction]
[I wanted to help master wash his back during bathing so I wore an apron after removing all my clothes. However, master appears to panic. I already hide all the parts that should be covered so I wonder what is wrong?]

[If you, you do it on purpose, I will never forgive you!!!]
Misha swear that she will also proactively educate Reina. If not, things will become terrible.

T.L This is the first of two side story before chapter 29!

Cheat na Kaineko Chapter 28

Cheat na Kaineko Chapter 28

Chapter 28: Return from training

Then, 5 days had passed since Misha began her training.
Just when I was wondering why she took so long… Okami-san then delivered a letter to me.
On her letter, Misha informed us that her initial plan was to return after 3 days. However, there are too many things to study so she extended her stay.
At the end of the day, Misha only came back after 1 whole week.

[I made you wait!]
Misha returned with excessive confident.
[The me from the past is dead. The current me, is my true self!]
Misha said a statement which seemed like something a religious leader would say.

[Anego, congratulation and thanks for your hard work!]
Reina, why does that sound like something you would say to a prisoner that just got released from jail?
[Fufu, if you think I am the same as before, you will get burn]
What’s that! Are you going to use fire magic?

[First of all, take a look at this place. This room is still no good even though its clean]
Misha used her finger and swipe across the window.
[Look, there are still dirt]

You sounded like a nasty aunt!
[S, sorry, Anego…]
[After all, your standard is only equivalent to someone that knew how to do basic cleaning. On the other hand, I obtained training from an inn which cleanliness is a necessity. We are on a totally different level!]

Misha then silently clean all the hard to reach spot.
[Amazing! Misha is really cleaning! It seemed that spear will rain from the sky!]
[Such a rude guy! Based on my ability, something of this level is nothing to me!]

Certainly, her cleaning is really thorough.
Even Reina said [She is really incredible…] so there is no mistake.

[How is this? Now that you saw that, are you still going to say that I am not good at cleaning?]
[I know, I know. You became really exceptional]
[However, this is not even half of my true power!]

Misha revealed a boastful expression.

[The next is cooking! I will let the two of you eat my cooking!]

[Please make something edible]
[Anego, please let me help you]

[You guys, don’t underestimate me and still think that I am unable to do something so simple]

Then, Misha entered the kitchen and started cooking.

As we are worried, both me and Reina stood behind and observe her.
If a fire breaks out, we must be prepared to stop the fire.

[The two of you! Have some faith in me!]
Her tail is shaking in anger.
We can’t help it judging from her past failure and make us lose confidence in her.

However, it seemed that Misha ability is real.
She is cutting the vegetables skillfully.
From what we could see from the back, she is also using proper seasoning.
She is able to tread wheat flour with eggs so she already showed high skill level compared to before.

[I am a girl that is able to do everything. Goshujin-sama, have to fallen for me again?]
Misha jokingly asked me.

Well then, how does her cooking taste?

  • Milk potage soup with onion.
  • Grilled deer meat. Vegetables were also added to make it a balance diet.
  • And the desert is chiffon cake with grapes.

And bread bought from the neighborhood as an add-on.

[Amazing, no matter how I looked, everything looked so perfect…]
[Anego, did you cast illusion magic on us…?]
[This is reality, and they taste extremely good as well!]

Although Misha told us that, the one judging the taste will be me and Reina.
Let’s first taste the soup.
[T, tasty!]

I unconsciously stood up from my seat.

[Although I could taste the creaminess of the milk, this is still refreshing. In addition, it does not hinder the taste of our main course]

[Anego, it is also delicious soaking the bread into this soup!]
[I know, right? The soup is a mean to make one anticipate the main course. We only pursue its taste after making sure that it does not interfere with the taste of the main course]

Why does this sound like something only a cook could say?
[It must probably be a maid transforming into the appearance of Misha?]
[Goshujin-sama, you doubt me too much!]

However, she really changed a lot since she could do so much.

The deer meat does not smell of beast, the chiffon cake is fluffy so even after eating plenty, I could still keep on eating more.

[Misha, you really trained well and came back…]
[I’m glad you understand]
I hugged and praised her.
It seemed as though Misha have changed.

[Goshujin-sama! I, became exceptional! Hence, you will not dislike me, right!?]
[Baka! How could I possibly dislike you!?]
Please don’t feel unease because of this.
Never once have I dislike Misha.

Ah! That’s right, that’s right. I have not given Misha her reward.
[I have something for you]
I gave Misha the silvery-white crown.

[This is, something for o-hime-sama…]
[Anego, you are suited to be hime-sama!]
Tears formed on Reina’s eye as though she is looking at her daughter getting married.
This fellow really cries easily.

[Thank you, thank you, Goshujin-sama!]
[This suit you whom had been reborned]
Just when I hugged her again, Misha reached her limits.

She returned to her black cat form.
Furthermore, she is swaying back and fore like someone that is drunk.

[S, sorry… I, am too tired…]
[Alright, alright, take a nice and long rest]

On that day, I finally got to hugged Misha in her cat form to sleep.

T.L End of chapter 28!

Next Chapter

Cheat na Kaineko Chapter 27

Cheat na Kaineko Chapter 27

Chapter 27: Adventuring with Reina

This is my first time exploring the dungeon with Reina.

We set our goal to B14.
This is because golem will not appear before B14.
There is also close to no risk if we fought with monster other than the golems.
I chose a lower difficulty since this is the first time we form a party.

Recently, I better more familiar with the activities of an adventurer and could rapidly cut down the monsters with my sword.
[Ohhh, as expected of master! Your movement is so crisp!]
[If we are talking about that, your movement is even more crisp]

As it is inappropriate to wear her maid uniform in the dungeon, Reina is wearing cloth that is easy to move in such as short pants.
In other words, her clothes gave her absolutely no defense.

But in return, Reina became extremely agile.
[Haa! Hoo! Yoo!]
She can avoid most of the attack by low level monster.
Then, she threw a small knife at the monster.

Exchanging blow with a Matango (T.L Some mushroom like monster), Reina than thrust her knife into the monster, kicking it to make it loses its balance before giving the finishing blow.

[Ah ~, the movement of my waist became slow, this..]
Reina scratched the back of her head while looking embarrassed.
However, she looked extremely strong in my eye. Is she even stronger in the past?

[Just now, I could not kill the Matango with one kill. If it was me in the past, I could easily kill that level of monster]
[Well, l can’t understand that level of obsession]

As for me, I learnt the way bandit fights.
It is extremely dangerous if they get hit but the rate of evading is high in return.
This fighting style is similar to gambling.
On the other hand, my fighting style is similar to a traditional warrior.

In the way, we proceed further into the dungeon smoothly.
While that’s the case, we only follow the standard route so we didn’t face any difficulties.

[However, I don’t feel any motivation if we explore the dungeon without any clear goal]
Of course, I collected the magic stone with the intention of buying something for Misha.

Reina’s dog ear started twitching.
[Speaking of which, have you heard the rumour of some expensive accessories appearing on B13?]
[Not at all. Previously, we didn’t have the intention to explore every floor in detail. We only enter the dungeon for the sake of raising level…]

[Since that’s the case, let’s set the goal as finding the accessory. Perhaps the one that hid them as bandit like myself. There are some bandits who have the hobbies of hiding their stolen goods in the dungeon]
There are many fellows with weird hobbies in this world. Well, I could not understand their mindset. (T.L How about your obsession with cats?)

Then, we arrived at B12.
We proceed with me leading the way so I wanted to quickly clear this floor and reach B13. However, I found the differences between our occupation.
[Master, let’s search this place carefully!]
[But, there is nothing on this floor?]

However, Reina is looking at a slightly different place.
[I felt something strange around this area]
Then, she slowly knocks on the wall.
Suddenly, it seemed that she pressed on a switch and the wall that I initially thought was normal, moved, and a small room appears.
There is a stair that leads to lower floor.

[Such a thing, how did you do it?]
[Master, this is my animal instinct]
Misha would occasionally show similar actions.
[Those treasures would already be found if we search B13 normally]
Now that you mention about it, that’s definitely the case.

I had seen empty treasure box of various size on B13.
[Alright, the treasure we are looking for should be…]
[Hold on, master. Please don’t open this yet]
Reina stopped me by thrusting her hand.

[There are rumors that accessories could be found on this floor but those treasure chest is still here. Since that’s the case, there should be someone that found this place but could not open the chest. It seemed that this type of chest requires a long time to open even if you are serious]
[The bandit way of living sounds tough…]

Reina took out wire-like item and tried picking the lock.
Around 3 minutes later.
[Finally, its open]
We slowly open the chest.
Rather than an accessory, the item found in the chest is a silver-white crown.

[It seemed this will match that fellow black hair]
[Anego will surely be happy!]
However, soon after, Reina started yawning.
Her yawn is even higher than Misha and it gave off a feeling of a dog.

[My bad, master. I am too excited when opening the chest…]
[This is different from fighting and requires a lot of concentration. Well then, let’s rest for a short while. Let’s sleep for around 30 minutes. Since this is a hidden room, monster will not spawn here]

[You are right, well then, let me sleep for a short while…]
Reina lean her head against the wall and immediately fall asleep.
This is probably the habit she picked up while she was a bandit.
I should also take a short nap.
I attempted to sit beside Reina and sleep.

However, I fail to sleep.
This is because Reina’s head is now leaning on my shoulder.

[This, I must not cheat]
This is how it should be.
While listening to her snoring cutely, I stayed motionless for 30 minutes.

However, Reina showed a bitter expression when she woke after 30 minutes.
[Master, this is being rude to Anego! Please wake me up!]
[Are you over-reacting…?]
[That’s not the case. If, I fall in love with master, things will become complicated…]

I could see Reina face turning red after rejecting me.
Eh, could it be, I did something unnecessary…?
[It, it doesn’t matter! Let’s go back since we obtained what we want!]

T.L End of chapter 27

Next Chapter

Cheat na Kaineko Chapter 26

Cheat na Kaineko Chapter 26

Well, I found a part-time job which explain why i did not update for so long ~~~~

Chapter 26: House-sitting with Reina

As Misha left the house for her training, it turned into a situation where I am now living together with Reina.

Even if that’s the case, there isn’t any changes to my lifestyle.
[Well then, master, I will clean the second floor next!]
Reina went to the upper floor after giving an energetic reply.
Besides the choice of her words, this fellow serves as an exceptional maid.

Firstly, she complete all the cleaning and cooking before I could say a word.
Moreover, the quality of her work is exceptional.
Also, she is extremely obedient towards me.
Lastly, even though this is slightly off topic —
An Inumimi maid, look pleasing to my eye.

On the other hand, there are also merit for Reina to work as my maid.
Reina was a criminal and she could no longer stay near her former hideout.
On this point, her identity of being exposed will decrease if work as a live-in maid over here.
At present, beside her speech issues, she is extremely good maid so there shouldn’t be any hints of her being a bandit.

While it was accidentally that Reina came to us, this encounter has been nothing but meaningful.
In addition, it will be great if this motivates Misha to do some chores.
But it will still be too much to expect Misha to be able to greatly improve her cooking.

[Anego is stubborn]
Reina told me this during meal time.

Today dinner is sandwich with ham, egg and lettuce.
This is relatively tasty despite being made of simple ingredients.
It tasted like something made by high-class café.

[This is her personality. But in return, she totally does not care about thing she has no interest in]
After I ponder over it, this really is the behaviour of a cat.

[I feel that Anego is avoiding me. Even though I don’t have any intention to destroy the relationship between master and Anego]
Reina said with a bitter expression.
[You are a nice person]
But this is also why Misha feels threatened.

However, Misha still sub-consciously understood that nothing will happen between me and Reina while she left for her training alone.
Reina personalities also does not permit her to cheat.
In addition, I don’t plan to be in relationship with someone other than Misha.
Since that’s the case, Misha do not need to be worry. Well, I will be satisfied as long as she helps me with cleaning occasionally.

However, mistakes do occur unexpectedly.

On that day, I was bathing alone.
I thought I could bath in leisure since Misha was not present.

[Master, let me wash your back!]
Reina came into the bath with her apron.
As I did not expect Reina to enter now, I submerge my body all the way to my neck on reflex.
This is because I realized that I am fully naked.
[No, this kind of thing, I can do it myself —Eh, what… your clothes, isn’t something weird…?]

I felt that something is off.
Although she is wearing an apron, the area of skin exposure is very high…
[Ah, I should not come in naked as expected so I wore an apron after taking of my clothes. My apron will get wet when I cook and it dry quickly anyway]
[This, is definitely the worse!!!]
In other words, she is currently naked with the exception of an apron.

I could predict the worst-case scenario.
If, Misha is unable to bear with her training and came back all of a sudden now, Reina will definitely be killed.
In addition, I might also be killed…
Even though this might be far fetch, this is still a possibility…

[Reina, quickly get out of the bathroom! Then, I will explain why your appearance is not appropriate…]
[Eh, I covered all the areas that should be covered?]
Reina spin around in an attempt to confirm her appearance.
Just then, I could see the side view of her breast.
Not good! Not good! The current situation to bad!

[I will explain to you later so go out now!]
[Understood, I will follow master order]
Reina went out without a fuss so she is really obedient.
It seemed that she does have any intention to seduce me.

However, it seemed that I still got seduced.
If this continues, some weird feeling might appear if I continue living together with Reina..
Well then, I should come up with some sort of countermeasure.

–On the second day.
Reina revealed her status.

Lv 17
Job: Bandit
Strength: 144
Magic Power: 0
Attack Power: 152
Defense: 89
Agility: 204
Mind: 35

Ability: High speed evasion, Steal, Weapon snatch, Lock picking, Strengthen hearing, Voice imitation
Others: Wolf-form transformation

[As expected of the leader of the bandit, you are really strong]
Her ability is either on my level or even stronger than mine.
[I will feel embarrassed…]
Reina furiously shook her head.

I prepared my sword.
[Reina, let’s start exploring the dungeon together from now on. Even though I said that, we will not dive too deep in]
During the time where Misha is seriously training, I could not stay idly.
If I explore the dungeon, I would not have the energy to fall in love with Reina.

Once Misha return, we can then throw a party.

T.L. End of Chapter 26

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Cheat na Kaineko Chapter 25

Cheat na Kaineko Chapter 25

Chapter 25: Misha, leaving for training

Once I entered the dining room, I saw Rena with a troubled expression.
[I did not know that Anego will cook… I tried to stop…]

[Fu, fuu! I can do something as simple as cooking… I just did not reveal my true power until now… well then, please eat!]

Even though you told me to eat —
On the table, there is a quarter of a cabbage.
One piece of carrot.
A piece of shimeji-like mushroom.
The above-mentioned items were placed on my plate.

[You, how is this even considered as cooking?]
[Th, there is no problem at all! Just add some salt and it will taste just like salad!]
This situation of someone being that bad in cooking seemed like something out from a manga. No, Misha’s cooking even transcends that manga.

This is not even considered cooking.
[I know. Misha, you try and eat it first]

10 minutes later.
[I’m sorry. I’m really sorry…]
Misha apologized to me.
[I didn’t expect it to taste that bad…]

[It’s good that you understand. How about learning to cook from Rena?]
Rena then puffed her chest with confident and said:
[Anego. I will teach you everything you want to know!]
[No… I hate learning from you… I will not be able to be better than you…]

Before talking about exceeding her, you don’t even have the minimal standard.

[Well, I respect Anego wishes. Well then, it’s time for me to clean the house]
[Rena really is diligent]
[Because I really like to move my body. Besides, this also serve to change my mood]

[Since I’m not going to the dungeon today, I will also help you]
[T, that, cleaning, I will also do it!]
Misha pumped her fist and said [Alright, alright!]
We are cleaning and not running for election.

Honestly speaking, I have a bad feeling about this.
[Misha, go mop the floor instead of cleaning the windows]
At this rate, Misha would surely break the window.
In addition, mopping the floor should be considered as an extension of cat playing.

However, I’m too naïve.

3 minutes later, there is a water bucket onto of her head.
[Cleaning is so difficult…]
Instead of drown a rat, the drown nekomimi beastkin Misha appeared and said such a thing.

That’s wrong. You are just that bad at cleaning.
Although I believe that Misha did not do it on purpose, she knocked into another water bucket 15 minutes later and got drenched. It seemed she is still working seriously.

During lunch break.
Misha is in a crestfallen state.
She does not even have the strength to maintain her beastkin form so she turned back into a cat and sat on the chair.

[Well, everyone has different strength and weaknesses…]
[Isn’t Anego is exceptionally strong? There is no problem with not knowing how to do housework!]
Our voice did not even register in her brain.

[It is a fact that I could not cook nor clean. This is not good…]
The cat form Misha seemed to be on the verge of crying.
[At this rate, Goshujin-sama, definitely, definitely, will be stolen by Rena!!!]

Rena appeared to be more shocked than me.
[Anego, I will not do things like breaking apart a family]
[I don’t want your help! Furthermore, even if you have such good intention, but, Goshujin-sama will definitely have a change of heart… my animal instinct is tingling]

I wanted to say that should be a women instinct, but using animal instinct suit her better..

[This is a needless anxiety. I really love you. I will never cheat on you]
I looked straight into her eyes and said it.

[I understand…]
Misha nodded.
[Un, you finally understood]

[I, will go out and train]

I don’t understand what she is talking about.

[Training to do housework, and to prevent Goshujin-sama from being stolen by this thieving dog. I will definitely come back after becoming good at housework]
[Where are you going to train… a dungeon is out of the question]
[Of course, I have an aim]
Misha finally smiled.

[It’s the inn that we stayed previously! I will ask okami-san and Lulutina to train me!]

It seemed that she is serious.
It’s bad to pour cold water since she is so motivation. Let’s not stop her.

[You should properly pay tuition fee to the inn]
If its okami-san, she might not accept any tuition fee. We are really troubling her.
[I know. I, will definitely come back after I become a girl that is better at doing housework than Rena!]

Hence, Misha departed towards the inn
Well, the inn is still in the same city.

[Anego is an interesting cat desu na]
Rena said without bad intention.

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T.L Konko Konko

Cheat na Kaineko Chapter 24

Cheat na Kaineko Chapter 24

Chapter 24: An Inumimi Maid

I was convinced at that moment.
Misha seriously dislike dogs…

Because, the battle was over in 20 seconds.

[Uwoo! Neko punch!]
[Eh, neko —- punch…?]

When I looked over that direction, well, I saw the bandit being assaulted by a cat.
Although the woman is relatively strong, she is still not a match for Misha. Similarly, all her subordinates got knock down by a single neko punch.

I tied up all the unconscious beastkin bandit.
Our mission is finished with this.

The women woke up shortly after I tied them up.
[I didn’t expect that the cat to be so extraordinary….]

[That’s right. It is regretful for you]
Misha then used transformation magic to change into her beastkin form.
The woman has a face which seemed to say [I got tricked].

[It seems that the person over there is also a beastkin. Well, this is fine. My name is Rena am the leader of the bandit group]
The beastkin woman called Rena looked calm and does not give an impression of someone being arrested.
Although it seemed weird to be doing a self-introduction judging by our current situation, we still introduce our self to her

[Keiji and Misha, I have a favour to ask you. You are the only one I could ask so please listen to my request]
[What is it?]
Rena lowered her head.

[Because I’m the leader of this group, I’m the only person with any bounty on my head. Hence, please release the other 3 persons. Of course, I will instruct them to stop doing such things. They cannot disobey my instructions, so if it is possible…]
She is pleading with us to give her subordinate a chance.
[Furthermore, I was the one behind the plan to rob from rich people. These fellows did not do anything. So, I plead with you…]

[You have a big heart for just a dog]
Misha expression also became softer.
[Goshujin-sama, I think that she is not lying. Should we let them off?]

I ponder for a moment.
Then, I came up with a suggestion.
[Hey, Rina, did anyone saw your face?]
[I kept my face hidden during the work, so no one should be able to recognize us normally]
It seemed that we would be able to hide them from the law enforcer.

[I understand you situation, so let’s burn away your current base]
[Why would you want to do such a thing? I gave all the stolen goods to the orphanage, so there is nothing valuable remaining]
[This is because I plan to put on a show where the bandits got burned along with their base]


Rina voiced overlapped with Misha.

[You guys can find a new life. Of course, I will definitely hunt you down again if you commit such a crime again]
Rina expression suddenly looked stiffed.
Fortunately, Misha seemed to understand my intention.

[It seemed that your moral is not bad, so I will give you a chance]
[Well, that how it is]
She put the interest of her subordinate before her own, so there should not be any problems.
Furthermore, even if they commit any crime near the capital again, Misha had memorized their smell so they would be caught easily.

[Is this, really alright for you…?]
It seemed, that Rina could not understand why we would do such a thing.
[My Goshujin-sama, is this type of person]
Misha hugged me tightly.

It seemed that Rina finally understood our intention and tears started flowing freely.
[Keijiii, Miishaa… I will definitely, repay you…]

[The case is resolved with this]
Misha told me and confirm.
[I will keep a lookout for any news of bandit near the capital. If you return to being a bandit, and betray Goshujin-sama, I will never forgive you]
[That’s right. I will not forgive you if that happens]
The best method to know if they turn over a new leaf is to supervisor them directly.

At the conclusion of this case, it seemed that it really became us [supervising].


Three days have passed.
Rena came over to our house.
[Why are you here…?]

Well, it is easy to find our residence by investigating using my name.
Or rather, I am curious about her attire.
This is your so-called maid outfit.

[I was thinking of how I could repay the kindness of master and Anego. After thinking about it seriously, I believe the best way is to take care of your daily needs]
She is really thinking out of the box with this idea.
Unexpectedly, this is not a bad idea.

First of all, we could supervise her if she stays with us, so she would not be able to commit any crime.
Furthermore, this house is too big and since Misha refused to do any chores, she could lighten my workload.

However, it appears that Misha showed a face of disgust.
[Hey you… this is our love nest. It is troubling if you suddenly appear –]
[Rina, please take care of us]
I bowed to her.

[Hey! Goshujin-sama, why!?]
[It is true that you contributed the most during dungeon exploration so it is fair for me to be the house husband. However, it is also true that this house is too big and it’s tiring for me to take care. Furthermore, we could concentrate of the dungeon if there is someone taking care of housework]
[I, I understand…]
Misha accepted and Rina stared working as our lived-in maid.

Initially, Misha declared that [No matter what, an ex-bandit would not make a good maid]. Fortunately, Rina is extremely serious and did the housework properly.

Furthermore, because she always takes care of her subordinate, her cooking skills is also good.
[Just why, even though we used the same ingredient, this soup became so much more delicious…]
Conversely, I became shocked at the taste of the soup.

[Through many trials and error could you find the most delicious way to bring out the flavor. In addition, it is love. I wanted to make delicious food for master and Anego]
Rena smiled while wearing her apron.

On the other hand, Misha face is turning blue.
She is mumbling something.
[If this goes on, Goshujin-sama will be stolen…]

Well, who told you to slack off in the house.


Then, two days later.
I got woken up by Misha which leads to my current situation.

[Fr, from today on, I will be in-charge of breakfast… Well, please hurry up and eat…]

Although I felt thankful for her service, I could not help but also feel a hint of uneaseness.

Have Misha ever cooked?

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Cheat na Kaineko Chapter 23

Cheat na Kaineko Chapter 23

Author note: I’m sorry, this is an irregular chapter, many people are getting irritated with Misha, so I want to release this quickly!

Chapter 23: Misha, serving me

Shake, shake.
I felt my body being shook.
Eh? Who is doing this…?
Misha would never wake earlier than me —

[Goshujin-sama, wake up]
Without a doubt,
The person is Misha.
Well, she should be waking me up as she wanted to play —

[Breakfast… I prepared them… The meal will turn cold if you don’t wake up…]

[What, so it’s just a dream]
[This is not a dream! Wake up!]
I got denied from going back to sleep.

[Because, Misha would never do any chores]
She proudly declared that not long ago.

[I used to have such an intention]
Misha looked unhappy while continuing.
[However, it would be terrible if that dog stole Goshujin-sama…]

Then, with an irritated look, she said [That thieving dog].
Normally, you should be saying thieving cat (T.L thieving cat = dorobou neko)

Well, I could understand where she is coming from.
This happened when we went to the guild to accept a new quest.


We accepted the quest to subjugate a group of bandit.

Recently, a bandit group formed by lycanthrope appears near the capital and causes havocs.
From the time being, it seemed that they are a group of bandit with morals as they only steal from rich people and would never murder anyone.
However, it seemed that the main aim of the group is to showcase their power and robbing is only one part of their goal.

[Those lycanthropes temporarily transform into dogs. Since that’s the case, they could easily outrun the guards and it is not easy to catch them]
Misha felt hesitant to accept the request.
[I hate dogs from the very beginning]
[Are lycanthropes considered dogs…?]
Nevertheless, we accepted the request.
Aria-san also gave us some advice.
[The main difficulties of this quest is to find their hideout]
Fortunately, we managed to find them immediately.

Misha turned into a cat and followed their scent.
While not being as sensitive as dog’s nose, cat’s nose is still quite sensitive.
She can sense the scale of their organization, the number of lycanthropes, and following that smell, we discovered that they daringly set up their base in the hill near the capital.

However, the group of bandit is also not to be underestimated.
Just when we were approaching them stealthily, we got surrounded from behind by 4 people.

They are a group of beastkin. All of them belong to dogkin and not catkin.
And one of the young women that crosses her arms, has her hair styled into a bobtail.
It seemed that having longhair is an obstacle for a bandit.

[You, are from the guild right?]
The young women asked us.

[I do not care about your justice, but a thief is a thief. Please surrender obediently]
[That is impossible. We have already committed numerous crime so our only choice is to keep running]
It is true that during the Edo era, the penalty for a bandit is harsh.

[I admire your courage so I will let you off with a heavy beating]
The next instant, all four of them turned into wolf form.
Indeed, they are genuinely lycanthropes.

However, those guys are mistaken.
I did not come alone.

Misha is right beside me.

[Goshujin-sama, let’s beat all of them]
Misha clearly declared.

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Translator note: Nothing to say. Konko chan <3

Cheat na Kaineko Chapter 22

Cheat na Kaineko Chapter 22

Chapter 22: The mystery of the cat mansion

One week had passed since I began living with Misha.
She continued supporting me in the dungeon. However, she still refused to do any chores at homes.
Misha told me this:
[I am just a cat and my pride as a cat prevent me from doing chores]
I could only reply with [Yes, I see] after she used pride as her reason.

Since that’s the case, Misha became extremely free during days where we are not going into the dungeon.
Although this is how she used to be in the past, but it became a thorn to my eyes now that she is in a beastkin form.

First of all, let’s talk about her sleeping habit.
I am not complaining about things like oversleeping every morning but instead about her napping immediately after every meal without me noticing.
Furthermore, she slept on the floor most of the time.
It would not be out of the norm if she did this in her cat form but it gave me a shock when she also did this occasionally in her beastkin form.

[Oi, stop rolling on the floor. It is dirty even though you are on the carpet]
[Jaaa, Goshujin-sama, carry me to the bed]
This is Misha way of fawning over me.
Because of how she is acting, I have no other choice but carry her to the bed.

Well, I would also take naps on days where we are not going to the dungeon so I have no rights to lecture her —
I lie on the bed and prepared to nap.
I would be all fine if she stayed her cat form but my heart would flutter when she remains in her beastkin form.

[Let’s sleep together, Goshujin-sama ~]
This isn’t any weird intention behind her words at this moment, so the correct choice would be to immediately sleep before the atmosphere became weird.

Despite saying that, there are several times where I wrongly guessed her intention and it is extremely mentally tiring for me to second guess.
A black hair nekomimi girl in the bed with me, and despite shampoo not existing in this world, I could still smell a sweet fragrance coming from her hair.
I am suspecting that this is a new form of prank on me.
On a side note, there isn’t any problem with kissing as we kissed all the time.
Whether she is in her beastkin form, or her cat form, she would always lick my face.

In addition, she would also disrupt when I am cleaning or cooking.
To be specific, she would hug me from behind in her beastkin form.
This might be a natural instinct of a cat.
If you ignore a cat and started reading newspaper on your bed or desk, they will naturally jump and sit on the newspaper.
There would also be time where they will block your computer screen.
These are all methods to catch our attention.
Cats will always look disinterested when you approach them to play, but will come on their accord during time when they wanted to play.

And on that day too, Misha suddenly hugged me from behind when I was cooking stew.
[Hey, don’t do that. I am cooking so it’s dangerous]
[Eh~, but I’m bored. Let’s play with ball]
Misha was just chasing a ball while reading a difficult grimoire until a moment ago. (T.L not sure how she did that?)

[Just wait a moment. I am unable to stop right now]
[Jaaa~, I will steal a bite]
In the end, she ate the fruit that was supposed to be the dessert after dinner.
[You are too free]
[Because, I’m a cat]

In this way, Misha lived as she pleased but —
The following day, Misha suddenly appeared to be serious.
She did not take an afternoon nap nor explore the neighborhood.

[I am going shopping, so do you want to come along?]
[I will stay at home today, I have work to do]
[You didn’t accept any work]
[No matter what, I am not planning on going out]

I am feeling something suspicious. Last time, she would definitely follow me when I go out.
Since I am being neglected, I felt slightly lonely. I thought that I am slightly selfish so I quickly finish shopping and went home.
A white cat appears in the house.

[Ah, Misha – or not!]
Misha is a black cat.
So, where did the white cat appears from?

I observed the white cat but could not find a clue.
Just when I’m thinking about this situation while walking towards the kitchen — An Abyssinian-looking cat appears this time.
The Abyssinian cat seemed to be asking [Who, are you nyan?].
No way, I could understand them!
I should be the one asking you that!

Suddenly, a fluffy cat appeared from behind and rubbed against my leg.

[Just how many are there!]

Just what on earth happen here…
It suddenly became a cat mansion.

[Ahh, Goshujin-sama, I am slightly surprised…]
Misha came running here in her beastkin form.
[I made a few friends when I was walking in the neighborhood in my cat from, so I invited them in]
[I see… speaking of which, how many cats did you invite in?
[8 of them]
This is more than I expect!

I finally solve the mystery.
Although the mystery is solved, the main problem still remains.

[Nee~, Goshujin-sama, I have a request]
Misha looked at me with upturned eyes.
It’s coming.
[All the children here, can we adopt them?]
It’s here!
The request of keeping cats.

Speaking of which, this is not a rented apartment so there are no issues with keeping pets and it should be fine if we trained them not to scratch the furniture.
As adventurers, we have the financial capabilities to support them.
Hence, it should be fine since we have the power to take care of them.
Furthermore, I am a cat person so I can easily accept her request.

[I understand. Let’s adopt them]

Misha also wanted friends.
Although I would be slightly lonely if she has more friends.
[Uwaaah! Goshujin-sama, I love you the most!]
Misha hugged me. If I panicked every time she hugged me, I would lose my dignity as her master so I need to appear calm.

[However, you have to be responsible for training and taking care of them]
In this way, it might be a good thing for Misha to hold some responsibilities.
[Eh? Why, must I do all this?]
She stared at me in puzzlement.
Her response is out of my expectation!

[No,! You, this is where the person wanting to keep the cats, agree to properly take care of them!]
[These children are cats. I am also a cat so I do not have the rights to manage them]
That’s right, Misha is also a cat.
She does not have the human concept of taking care of others.

[Well, at least tell them not to scratch the wall of this mansion…]
[Un, I could do this!]

And this is how our new house became known as the cat mansion.


Author note: I’m sorry, I will update more frequently from now on.
In next chapter, Misha will be serving her master.

Translator note: Exam is over so I’m back for a while!!

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Kuishinbo Elf Chapter 28

Kuishinbo Elf Chapter 28

T.L Not sure what I am doing here… I shouldn’t even be translating now…

I am sorry if anyone started translating this chapter… but i felt stressed with my studies so took some time off and did this…

28th Meal: Me and my weapon

Bonjour, I am the [Explosive weapon] and white elf named Eltina from Langusten. (T.L MC said Bonjour = hello in french)

Today class is battle training with weapons in the field.
Everyone is attacking the target by using the weapons they are proficient with.
The target I am referring to are the simple wooden dummies anchored to the ground.

In addition, only blunt weapons were used for training to ensure our safety.
However, it is still necessary to take precaution.

There are various type of weapons made for training.
There are even stuff that I don’t know if they could even be considered as weapons, but…

[My long-awaited day is finally here, so let me choose this weapon!]

I chose an axe from among the bunch of weapons! Furthermore, it is a huge 2-handed axe.
This is the romance of all man…! (Confident)

[El-jaan… are you fine using that?]

Ganzurok looked at me with face full of worries.
Hehe, just wait and see!? I will show you! My FULL POWER!!

[Uoooooo….. fukyun, fukyun!…. aaaaa]

It is regrettable that I could not lift my romance!
For some reason, I am being rejected by my romance!!

[Well, I can understand the reason you choose an axe… there are no issue wielding it?]

Ganzurok easily lift the 2-handed axe using just one hand.
I don’t think this is the physical strength a six-year old child possesses!
Just what is going on?

[For us dwarf, we have strength equivalent to an adult human at my age]

Ganzurok rested the axe against his shoulder while explaining happily.
This person, looked exactly the same as a character from a game I played previously.
Although it is nice finally witnessing this scene in real life, I still felt regretful being unable to use an axe and kept grumbling to myself.

[Its vexing, regrettable…]

I buried my strong feeling of unhappiness deep in my heart and proceed with the next weapon.
Then, I noticed a lone weapon being left in one corner.
This weapon will feel lonely if I didn’t choose it… let’s give it a try.

[A whip! Lets go!!]

The weapon I am holding on my hand is a whip.
It is a famous weapon used by a certain vampire hunter.
This is very light so it seemed I could use it!

… That’s right, there was once I held such thoughts…

After I swung the whip, not only did the whip not move away from me but instead curled back coiled around me. In a blink of an eye, I am currently like a [Caterpillar].
It seemed that the whip will be lonely… Fukyun.

[El-chan… a whip is extremely difficult to use?]

Linda explained to me while trying to uncoil me from the whip.
It seemed that if your affinity for a weapon is not at least C, you will be unable to freely manipulate that weapon.

[Sorry… whip. I, could not use you]

I returned the whip into the box after apologizing to it.

As expected, everything in this world depends on affinity.

All of my affinity for weapons are E.
If that is the case, I would be unable to use almost all types of weapon.

No, wait… Oh! If I do this, it doesn’t matter if I have no affinity!

[I decided… to use my fist]

[Oh, Well then, will you like to spar with me!?]

Riot, the lion-kin spoke to me while punching and kicking the air with fightening speed.
As expected of a beastkin, even their child showed extraordinary physical ability.
Honestly speaking, I could not even see his actions.

I decided to withdraw immediately.

This is enough! How could I even expect to beat him!

I stopped practicing and decided to observe the weapon that my classmate were using.
It is not too late to decide after this.
Among them, I discover one fellow using an unusual weapon.
Danan is actually attacking using a blowgun…
Such an unexpected weapon…

[I will be a merchant in the future so I must raise my combat skills to improve chances of survival]

In addition, it is easy to add various types of poison on the darts.
I see, so there is still such a method.
I also tried using the blowgun.

[I am going… Fuuuuu!]

Plop… and the dart rolled out beside my foot.
It seemed that if your lung capacity is insufficient, the darts would be unable to fly far.
Everyone looked at me with eyes of pity after I could not even use its basic function.
Stop it! Don’t look at me with such eyes! (Sadness)

[Well… Haa, it’s impossible for you to use a blowgun]

Danan laughed without a hint of trying his laughter.
For the time being, lets this fellow flying with my original magic [Wind ball].
I am against sexual harassment!

It seemed Quitina is using a huge two-handed sword.
The glittering silver sword looked even more brilliant when contrast with her brown skin.

Beautiful! Oh… beautiful!!

[That, I also want to try it…]

I tried wielding it, but failed to even lift it.
Our class rep next to me also tried challenging the two-handed sword…
It seemed like the sword didn’t even move an inch even after lifting it with all his strength.

Let’s not be discourage and observe the surrounding again!
Of course Edward is using a rapier that is favored among nobles… or not.

[Shiiing….Ha! Shaaaa!!]

Edward is screaming while ripping the dummy apart, by swinging his claw at a speed so fast that my eyes could not follow.
His polish movement made him seemed like he is dancing.

[Edward has good sense. Hehe… somehow, I feel excited! Shall we have a spar?]

Riot showed an expression that looked like he found a prey.
It will grow into a good rival if it’s between these two people.

I also tried using the claw but it slipped directly through my tiny hand.
I hate this thing! Hmph!

The silver drilled-hair is practicing with a sword.
It seemed like she received training from her home tutor.
All her moves are elegant and sharp.

If you said that Edward gave off a feeling of a violent carnivorous beast, then Cluten gave a feeling of a gentle herbivore.

[Such a splendid sword technique without any abnormalities.

[Ara~ Eltina-san… are you observing?]

I shared my troubles with Cluten.
She then recommended with the rapier.
As it is light, you could pinpoint and hit vital spots with great accuracy.

I followed silver drilled-hair action of swinging the sword.
It still felt heavy to me even though I could lift it.
Despite the case, I could still barely use it.

[If you possess more strength, you could use it even more easily]

[Un, that’s right. I will take it as one of my candidate. Thank you so much, Clu-sama]

I finally found one a candidate but I decided to continue observing.
I wanted to find whether there are other weapons suitable for me.

Speaking of Floberto… What is that? He is wielding a weapon that I never seen before.
He is holding onto a baton-like thing.

[Ah… this is how you, use this]

Shuiiiin! At the same time as I heard this sound, a glowing blade appears.
Isn’t this your so called [Light0aber]!?
You, are you a 0edi knight!? (T.L Some Star Wars reference)

Vu~un! Vu~u~un! Accompanied by the sound, Floberto easily destroy the dummy.
The light sword he is using felt as though it is weighless.

Wait a moment! If that is the case, even I….

[Floberto, please let me try that sword!]
[I am sorry, but this is an extremely unique weapon. It has been passed down for generation so only our family are allowed to use it…]

Uu~uu, so regretful!

However, it is still not impossible for me to use it.
If that is case, I just have to make a new one for myself.
Alright, let’s make it one of my candidate (Keep in memo).

Well then, what weapons are other using?
Oh? Let’s go and observe Linda.

[Linda, what weapon are you using?]

After I asked her, she seemed slightly embarrassed with whispering into my ears.

The weapon she is most proficient with is blunt weapon.
Furthermore, it is S rank!
She is holding a small size bat in her hand.

[Isn’t it a good thing, that you have something with more affinity than your magic?]

[However… it is embarrassing]

Ah… that’s true, a girl yelling [Heyahhhhhhhhhhhh!!] while swing a blunt weapon….
But a portion of people would definitely jump in joy if they have her talent.

Al, alright… everyone, have weapon they are suited with.
In comparison, I… no, wait, it is still too early to give up!
If I give up hope now, I will not be able to accomplish anything!

That’s right, I am the rare creature that is full of possibilities.
I will show you, my real power!

I decided to try every single weapon.
But in the end… all the weapon treated me like a fool.

[Uuuu, the weapons are bullying me….]

I crumble like sand.
You see! This is my true form!! (Tears)

[This… you tried about every weapon here… for the time being, go run around the field to build up your body strength during weapon training]

Alphonse-ossan-sensei told me.

I don’t understand… Fukyun!



You will feel hungry after exercising.
I felt half dead after running several rounds around the field.
I then came to the school canteen with my classmate.

The food served in this canteen is not a good as Miranda-san’s cooking, but they have a lot of varieties and their service is fast.

[What should I eat…? Umuuu, alright!]

I chose Naporitan for my meal.
This should be something that is introduced by a reincarnator or summoned hero.
Even commoner food has great varieties, which is a good thing.

The oba-chan working in the canteen that served me the Naporitan said:

[Ara~, you looked so small as usual!? You need to eat properly?]

And piled a small mountain of Naporitan for me.
The amount of food could even cover my face… this, how could I even finish it!? (Stunned)

Maa… if there are any leftover, I can ask Ganzurok and Riot to finish it for me.

There isn’t a need to fight over seats as the canteen is very big.
And there is a corner that is empty so all of us sat there.

[Well then, let’s eat!]

Following Linda’s word, all of us started eating happily.

Linda is eating sandwich.
Quitina is eating hotdog.
Danan is eating yakisoba.
Floberto is eating cream puff.
Will you really be full eating those?
Ganzurok is eating yakitori… and beer (A big mug)

[Gan-chan, let me take a sip!]

[You fool! Beside dwarf, it is prohibited for other race to drink at this age. Alp-sensei also reminded me not to let El-chan drink any beer]

After Ganzurok declared so, he drank the beer in one gulp.
It seemed so nice to drink….

So jealous, I want to be able to drink soon!

[Is the drink that nice? I will just take a sit here]

And Riot…. Aaahhhhhhhh! Meat with bone!!! (T.L Basically anime meat)
As expected of carnivore!

Speaking of which… it had been some time since we started eating together.
However, never have I once saw them eating something besides what they are eating now.

Well, forgot it… I should also start eating.

The Naporitan is still piping hot.
The freshly made pasta tasted exceptionally well.
The noodles are covered with red tomato sauce.
There are also onion, green pepper, sliced carrots and bacon.

I twirl the noodle with my fork…
And [Chomp] it.

The sour taste of the tomato, spicy taste of onion, bitter taste of green pepper… and sweetness of carrot! (This is extremely important) The carrot tasted sweet, just like fruits!

With the saltiness of bacon mixed with the juicy meat sauce, it made me keep eating.

One of the factor is due to it being hot as it is just served.
It is not an exaggeration to call a cold Naporitan an entirely different food.
A cold Naporitan became unworthy to be called Naporitan.


I chomped down as much as I could before the Naporitan turned cold.
However, serving given by oba-chan was too much.
It is regrettable that I could not even finish half of it.

[… Leftover~]

[Pass it over, this is just right to go with beer]

Ganzurok took over the leftover Naporitan and started eating.
Most of the time, he will eat our leftover food.
It is bad to have leftover so we are extremely greatful to him.
I must also work harder, and eat more…

On a side note, the nobles have their own canteen and will eat their meal over there.
It seemed that various problem arise in the past.

It seemed Edward felt regrettable as he is looking forward to eating meals with me.
Well, there is no problem with me going over to eat
However, my identity is still being hidden so might be impossible now.


[Fuu… as expected, Miranda-san’s cooking is happiness]

After eating my dinner in the healer association’s canteen and chatting with Miranda-san, I returned to my room.

Although Miranda-san started feeling better after my constant encouragement as well as help from Alp-ossan….
But as expected, she still is affected by her dead husband.
She is also constantly feeling down due to her miscarriage.

[Regarding this matter.. ah]

After lying on my bed and thinking about the matters regarding Miranda-san, I suddenly felt a strong sense of sleepiness.

Eleanor-san… she got proposed by someone.
I never heard, who the fellow is…
If he is a weird guy, I will bury him with my [Fireball] (Self-explosion).

It might be due to me running on the field for half a day, or due to me being full.

I began to slowly drifted into sleep.

Probably… due to both factors… Zzzz

T.L End of 28…

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